spicyshimmy:

wouldn’t it have been amazing if zevran had shown up to be your assassin specialization trainer though like

‘greetings from antiva! you may have heard of me from that time i failed to kill my target, or that time i fell out of a tower window on my way to another target, or that time i browned my drawers when i saw a broodmother… hahaha! yes, good times. anyway, i am here now to teach you how to pick locks! *insufficient skill*’